Did I already says I have my real bodies back? If not, well, I says it now. Can't flip couches anymore, but dat body doesn't have my natural attractions anyway, so I'm glads to be back.

Tonight's in Smoke's Bar is Ladies Night! Dat means all ladies over eighteens looking gets to drinks however much they want for free, so comes on down.

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Kanin is my boyfriends.

And dat is de end of dis conversations.

ANYWAYS, hey Smoke, I has a questions for you. Never minds.

[Added later when I he remembered:] Sorry, Lucy.

KITTY!

You mother fucker! Aw, man, I can'ts believe you actually does dat! What de hells? No decencies, no decencies at all! Sick fuck.

You know what? Whatsever. I'll hands it to you. You wins dis rounds. Sleeps with an eye is opens though.

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HEY! WHO STEALS ALL DE COFFEES? GIVES IT BACK, YOU DILDO!

Seriouslies? Who de fuck steals coffee? COFFEE!

Wakes up tomorrow ams goings to be brutal.

And where de hell does dis cat come from? We already has one, we don't needs another. Ya know... dis ones ams more metal. Litorally and figuringtivesly.

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